28 Jul

Miriam was dying Miriam was dying and on her deathbed,

Miriam was dying
Miriam was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Sidney. ‘Sidney, you‘ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I‘m going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes.‘

‘I can‘t do that, darling,‘ Sidney said. ‘You‘re a size 16 and she‘s only a 10.‘