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Mama Goes Shopping
Mama goes shopping and scrutinizes everything. Here is how her shopping went..

Mama: ‘I don‘t like the looks of this whitefish.‘

Merchant: ‘Lady, for looks you don‘t buy whitefish; you buy goldfish.‘

Mama: ‘Oy, and this chicken, it has a broken leg.‘

Merchant: ‘Look lady, you gonna eat it or dance with it?‘

Mama: ‘And before you weigh the meat, take out the bones.‘

Merchant: ‘Lady, I buy with bones; you‘ll buy with bones.‘

Mama: ‘I don‘t pay with bones.‘

Merchant: ‘All right, no bones.‘

Mama: ‘Thank you, you are a gentleman. Now put the bones in a separate bag for soup. And never mind the meat. I don‘t like your meat anyhow.‘