28 Jul
Three drunks were sitting at a bar.The first one said..
Three drunks were sitting at a bar.
The first one said… ‘I went in my daughter‘s room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.‘
He paused. ‘I didn‘t even know she smoked!‘
The second drunk said… ‘I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn‘t even know she drank!‘
The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..
‘I can beat that! I went into my daughter‘s room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!‘
He paused…
‘I didn‘t even know she had a penis!!!‘
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