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Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lav
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. 'Blimey,' Ed said. 'I've never seen one like that before!' 'Like what?' Ted said. 'All twisted like a pigs tail' Ed said. 'Well what's yours like?' Ted said. 'Well straight like normal' Ed said. 'I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours' Ted said.
Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants. 'What did you do that for?' Ted said. 'Shaking off the excess drops' Ed said. 'Like normal.' 'Shit' Ted said. 'And all these years I've been wringing it!'
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