28 Jul

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of s

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. ‘How do they feel?‘ asks the sales clerk.

‘Well they feel a bit tight,‘ replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man‘s feet. ‘Try pulling the tongue out,‘ the clerk says.

‘Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.‘ (DOH!)