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A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, 'You have to take a Breathalyzer test.' The guy says, 'I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit.'
The cop says, 'Then I have to give you a blood test.' The guy says, 'You can't. I'm a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I'll bleed all over the place.'
The cops says, 'Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line.' The guy says, 'I can't.' The cop says, 'Why not?'
The guy says, 'Because I'm drunk you idiot... didn't you see the way I was driving!'
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