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Wake up
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.“
The 80 year old man says, “My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.“
The 90 year old man says, “At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.“
“So what`s your problem?“ ask the others.
“I don t wake up until nine!“
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