The Maid asked for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked:

Mary, why do you want an increase?'

Mary: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you .

Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?

Mary: 'The Master said so.

Madam: 'Oh.

Mary. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?

Mary: 'The Master did.’ Madam.

Mary: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Madam (very upset now) : 'Did the Master say so as well?

Mary: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.


'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE