28 Jul
PAY RAISE…!
The Maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked:
Mary, why do you want an increase?‘
Mary: ‘Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you .
Madam: ‘Who said you iron better than me?
Mary: ‘The Master said so.
Madam: ‘Oh. 
Mary. ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Mary: ‘The Master did.’ Madam.
Mary: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very upset now) 
: ‘Did the Master say so as well?
Mary: ‘No Madam, the chauffeur did. 
‘SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE 
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