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	Dangling Participles (Culled from newspapers)- The burg
	Dangling Participles (Culled from newspapers) - The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10', with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds. - The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives. ~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband. - Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time. - The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear. - We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading. - Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears.
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