28 Jul

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

‘Why?‘ asks the father.

‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?‘ I said ‘6‘.‘

‘But that‘s right!‘

‘Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?‘

‘What‘s the fucking difference?‘ asks the father.

‘That‘s what I said.‘