28 Jul

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please s

‘If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up‘ said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. ‘Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?‘ enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
‘Well, actually I don‘t,‘ said the student, ‘but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.‘