28 Jul

Going To School…!

Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son …

mother : “Wake up, son … Itz time to go to school !“ …

son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ …

mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ …

son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, … n da teacherz hate me, too !“ …

mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ …

son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ …

mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ …