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Did you know that 'verb' is a noun? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese? There were three tomatoes: a mum, a dad and a son. The son lagged behind and fell splat on the floor. His dad yelled to him, 'Ketchup, son.' |