28 Jul
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, ‘I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.‘
The 80 year old man says, ‘My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.‘
The 90 year old man says, ‘At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.‘
‘So what‘s your problem?‘ ask the others.
‘I don‘t wake up until nine!‘
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