28 Jul

Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin to me.Doc: Dont be rid

Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin‘ to me.

Doc: Don‘t be ridiculous!

Leg: Lend us a fiver!

Man: Told ya.

Leg: Giz a tenner!

Doc: My God!

Leg: Eh

Doc, can you spare 20 quid?

Doc: I know your problem. Your leg‘s broke!