Hard drive — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with
‘Hard drive‘ — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
‘Keyboard‘ —- Place to hang your truck keys.
‘Window‘ —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.
‘Floppy‘ —— When you run out of Polygrip.
‘Modem‘ ——- How you got rid of your dandelions.
‘ROM‘ ——— Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
‘Byte‘ ——– First word in a kiss-off phrase.
‘Reboot‘ —— What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
‘Network‘ —– Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
‘Mouse‘ ——- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
‘LAN‘——– To borrow as in, ‘Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.‘
‘Cursor‘ —— What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
‘bit‘ ——— A wager as in, ‘I bit you can‘t spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.‘
‘digital control‘ — What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
‘packet‘ —— What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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