28 Jul
A woman had been married three times and was still a v
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
‘Well,‘ she said. ‘The first time I married an octogenarian and he
died before we could consummate the marriage.‘
‘The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our
wedding day.‘
‘The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just
sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going
to be.‘
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