Its All About Jokes

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, “Isn`t that Bush and Powell?“

The barman says “Yep, thats them.“

So the Santa walks over and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?“

And Bush says, “We`re planning world war 3“

And Santa says, “Really? What`s going to happen?“

And Bush says, “Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman.“

And Santa exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!“

So Bush turns to Powell and says, “ See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!“