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	Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybo
	Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country. Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex ? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A: She drops her nail-file Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A wine cellar. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said 'DON'T WALK'. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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