28 Jul

Q: Why couldnt the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Be

Q: Why couldn‘t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn‘t know which one came first!

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can‘t fetch a beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn‘t manage it either.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden retriever!

Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts?
A: Change!

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know which day of the week it is.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won‘t follow you around for a week!