28 Jul
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some m
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ‘I‘ve kidnapped you.‘
She then wrote a note saying, ‘I‘ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.‘
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid‘s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ‘How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?‘
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