28 Jul
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drun
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. ‘It opens at noon,‘ answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. ‘What time does the bar open?‘ he asks.
‘Same time as before – noon,‘ replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. ‘Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?‘
The clerk then answers, ‘It opens at noon, but if you can‘t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.‘
‘No! I don‘t wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!‘
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