28 Jul

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, ‘Hey, you don‘t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.‘

The lady asks, ‘How do I do it without surgery?‘

‘Just rub toilet paper between them.‘

Startled the lady asks, ‘How does that make them bigger?‘

‘I don‘t know, but it worked for your ass.‘