28 Jul

A woman decides that shes had it with trying to find a

A woman decides that she‘s had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings.

She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, ‘I‘m here about your ad.‘

Momentarily taken aback, she says, ‘Well, how do I know you‘re loyal?‘

‘Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in ‘Nam. That‘s where I lost my arms and legs,‘ he replies.

‘Well, how do I know you‘re rich?‘ she inquires.

‘I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement,‘ he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, ‘Well, how do I know you‘re a good lover?‘

He shrugs, ‘I rang the doorbell, didn‘t I?‘