A woman decides that shes had it with trying to find a
A woman decides that she‘s had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, ‘I‘m here about your ad.‘
Momentarily taken aback, she says, ‘Well, how do I know you‘re loyal?‘
‘Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in ‘Nam. That‘s where I lost my arms and legs,‘ he replies.
‘Well, how do I know you‘re rich?‘ she inquires.
‘I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement,‘ he continues.
Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, ‘Well, how do I know you‘re a good lover?‘
He shrugs, ‘I rang the doorbell, didn‘t I?‘
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