28 Jul
A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought
A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says ‘Your monkey just ate the cue-ball! GET OUT NOW!‘ so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says ‘ Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?‘
The man says ‘Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size‘
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Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 at 11:17 pm under