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  A man came home VERY late, drunk as a skunk, to find hi
  A man came home VERY late, drunk as a skunk, to find his wife waiting for him at the door. 'Where have you been?' she screams. 'It's 4 in the morning!'

He says, 'Aww, I just stopped at this bar, I was only going to have one drink...but this bar, it was incredible. Everything in it was gold-plated. They had a gold rail under the bar, gold ashtrays, they served the drinks in gold shot glasses, the table posts were all gold-plated, even the mirror behind the bar was gold. The cash register was gold. I was so amazed by all this gold, I just kept ordering drinks, and so I could stay in the bar and look at it. Hell, even when I went to the Men's Room to take a leak, they had gold-plated urinals...man, I want to tell you, it was wonderful.'

'I don't believe that story for one goddamn minute,' his wife said. 'What was this place called?'

'Hell,' he replies, 'I can't remember...I got too drunk, and I forgot.'

'You're gonna have to prove it to me tomorrow when you sober up, or I'm going to divorce you!' she said.

The next day, the man looks through the Yellow Pages under 'BARS', but none of the names ring a bell. He decides that he'll call all the bars listed, and ask the bartenders about the decor in their establishments. He's called about 50 bars so far, and still no luck. Finally, he calls one bar, asks his question, and the bartender says that, yes, they are the bar with all the gold-plated stuff.

'Here,' the man says, handing the phone to his wife. 'Ask this bartender if I'm lying!'

The wife gets on the line, and begins to ask the bartender about all the things her husband had told her about on the previous night...the rail, the shot glasses, the mirrors, the table posts, the cash register, etc. etc. Finally, she says, 'Now, this may seem like a strange question, but my husband says you even have gold-plated urinals...do you?'

The bartender puts the phone down on the bar, and she hears him yell, 'Hey Mike!! I think I know who pissed in your saxophone...'

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