28 Jul
One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a
One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, ‘Mom? Am I a polar bear?‘
‘Well of course son!‘
The cub replied, ‘You’re sure I‘m not a panda bear or a black bear?‘
‘No, of course not. Now run outside and play.‘
But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.
The cub asks, ‘Dad, am I a polar bear?‘
‘Why of course son!‘ the papa polar bear gruffly replies.
The cub continues, ‘I don‘t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?‘
‘No son. I‘m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?‘
‘Because I‘m freezing my BUTT off!!‘
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